A witch was flying through the forest on her broomstick when suddenly, she ran into a tree. The impact was so strong that she was thrown off her broomstick and landed on the ground, covered in leaves and twigs. She lay there for a moment, in shock, trying to process what had just happened. It seemed that she had been so focused on her destination that she hadn't noticed the looming tree in her path. As she slowly got up, she felt a sharp pain in her side and realized that she had injured herself in the fall. She cursed under her breath, both at the pain and at her own carelessness.
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This classic wrecked crashing witch have upright and fill-able felt hats, featuring bright purple long hair, green hands, orange legs and black striped to resemble stockings, with black pointed-toe shoes. I don t even know what I m talking about With this COVID business, our governor may very well shut down Trick or Treat again this year and no kids whatsoever will be in danger of getting scared by my decorations.
She cursed under her breath, both at the pain and at her own carelessness. Gathering her bruised ego, the witch looked up at the tree she had collided with. It stood tall and imposing, seemingly unaffected by the collision.
Witch run into tree
I try to stay out of Dollar Tree unless absolutely necessary, because of my very bad habit of picking up things I don't need. But for some items, like cellulose sponges, I do have to run into the Dollar Tree. And Dollar Tree is the only place around here that has 2 and 2.5 gallon slider "Ziplocks," which I use to organize my cross stitch projects and to store dog kibble in the freezer. The special veterinary dog kibble is really spendy and I like it to be fresh for them.
Of course, this last time I went I had to go and latch onto a hanging witch decoration. I like cute decorations, and this witch is almost too scary. The "BEFORE" is in the photo above.
Anyhoo, I got ready to paint up the little plain witchywoo after running errands today. My legs get very tired during the day, despite all the surgeries. And then I could NOT find my little paint pots! Oh gosh, WHERE are they? I did have some other paints, but not the little set that has all the usual colors. Boo! So I did what I could. I was just too tired to run back out to Wally World for the little paints and dangnabit I know I have them somewhere.
I am pretty happy with the witch! The strange flakes on the face are actually really big glitter. It looks good in person. The camera does not capture it very well. The bit of gray hair is from a fake bun I bought myself to try to make it look like I have some hair left on my poor head.
I put her up high on my courtyard iron fence, so that the very little kids won't see her very well. I don't even know what I'm talking about: With this COVID business, our governor may very well shut down Trick or Treat again this year and no kids whatsoever will be in danger of getting scared by my decorations. But I want to be ready. I might change the eye color to blue. The red might be too scary.
I finally got around to making a big crockpot full of "apple pie filling." I followed my own recipe, out of my head, and it really came out good! The "secret" ingredients were to put whole cloves in an emptied-out teabag and let it stew in there, and also to put two tablespoons of maple syrup in. Also, put brown sugar. If you don't like cloves, you would not like the stewed apples, though. They are heavy on the cloves and on ginger. I take the peels off my apples before I stew them up.
Lore: Keep breath fresh by putting a whole clove between teeth and cheek, like a chaw. DON'T SWALLOW IT. Yes, I most always have a clove chaw. What can I say, ladies? I run around barefoot in a muumuu with a chaw. I WAS born in Arkansas.
Additional clove lore: If you feel a cold coming on, get a teacup and fill with orange juice. Squeeze in 1/2 lemon and 1/2 lime. Put in a dollop of honey. Now float at least five whole cloves in it and a small piece of candied ginger. Heat it up, sip it all down. Then eat the piece of ginger, and put a clove for a chaw for a few minutes. Put Vicks under your nose. Then prop yourself up to sleep for at least the first three hours. This is my Granny's never-fail remedy and it works for us!
It's getting to be "cold season." Do you have any family remedies that work for you? I'd love to hear them!
Lore: Keep breath fresh by putting a whole clove between teeth and cheek, like a chaw. DON'T SWALLOW IT. Yes, I most always have a clove chaw. What can I say, ladies? I run around barefoot in a muumuu with a chaw. I WAS born in Arkansas.
She couldn't help but feel a sense of irony - she, a powerful witch, had been defeated by a simple tree. The incident served as a humbling reminder that even those with supernatural abilities are not invincible. With her pride wounded, the witch decided to take a more cautious approach in her future flights. She would pay closer attention to her surroundings and avoid any trees that might cross her path. As she limped away from the scene, she couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of the situation. No one would believe her story - a witch running into a tree. But she knew it to be true, and it served as a reminder for her to stay grounded, both literally and metaphorically..
Reviews for "Witchy Misfortune: Broomstick Crashes into Tree"
1. John - 1 star - I found "Witch run into tree" to be an extremely disappointing read. The plot was confusing and lacked depth, and the characters were poorly developed. The writing style was also lacking, with awkward phrasing and repetitive descriptions. Overall, I struggled to stay engaged with the story and ended up feeling unsatisfied with the entire reading experience.
2. Emily - 2 stars - "Witch run into tree" had an intriguing premise, but it failed to deliver on its potential. The pacing was slow and inconsistent, making it difficult to become invested in the story. Additionally, I found the main character to be unrelatable and their actions often illogical. The dialogue felt forced and unnatural, further detracting from the overall reading experience. While there were some moments of quality writing, they were overshadowed by the overall lackluster execution of the story.
3. Sarah - 1.5 stars - Unfortunately, "Witch run into tree" did not live up to my expectations. The narrative lacked cohesiveness, with numerous plot holes and loose ends that were never resolved. The world-building was weak and left me with many unanswered questions. The writing style was also subpar, with awkward sentence structures and repetitive phrases. Overall, I found it difficult to connect with the story and was left feeling unsatisfied.