The ET23KH magic microphone for singing is a popular choice among karaoke enthusiasts. This microphone offers numerous features and capabilities that make it a great option for both beginners and experienced singers. One of the main highlights of the ET23KH magic microphone is its advanced vocal effects. With this microphone, singers can enhance their performance with various effects such as echo, reverb, and chorus. These effects add depth and richness to the vocals, creating a more professional and immersive karaoke experience. In addition to vocal effects, the ET23KH magic microphone also offers a wide range of song options.
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In addition to vocal effects, the ET23KH magic microphone also offers a wide range of song options. It comes pre-loaded with a vast library of songs, including popular hits from different genres and eras. Singers can easily browse through this extensive selection and choose their favorite songs to perform.
Rude by Magic! – The worst goddamn song ever written has been stuck in my head for 5 days and counting.
I don’t believe I have ever posted to this sub, so my apologies in advance for any posting violations. I read through the basics and hope this fits. That all being said, fuck this song for its enduring hooks in my head. I don’t otherwise even acknowledge music I don’t care for – it just passes in the night and I could not care less. To each their own – if you like it, more power to you. To be clear, I love some pop songs that come up. This isn’t some rally against “music today! Bah, give me some Tennessee Ernie Ford!” Popular music can be very entertaining, catchy, well produced and legitimately excellent music. If a song doesn’t suit my taste, you will not find me on message boards harping on the latest Justin Beiber this and that or how Miley Cyrus is something or another. Don’t care, not my taste, leave it for someone else, I have better things to do. BUT, this goddamn song is like a cancer in my cerebellum, inducing seizures of rage on what should otherwise be a passing minor annoyance. I can’t get away from this song; it is EVERYWHERE. To top that, it is objectively a fuckscapade of horrible musical content. This song has somehow impregnated my brain with a loop cycle of shit chorus, horrible cinematics and a rage boner that won’t quit no matter how many times I tug on it. This is my final attempt to put this to bed forever.
First, the protagonist. Is there anything more loathsome than this floppy, narcissistic hyper beta male shit stain? The kind of guy who dates a girl who finishes law school, while he “finds himself” via garage band musings, and shows up to the celebratory dinner, funded by the parents, 25 minutes late in an American Apparel v-neck and smell-checked jeans because he played Madden too long with his buddies and lost track of time. Look, I am not a particular fan of the insane decorum sometimes demanded by simply attending a dinner, but not every place is your mom’s basement and the least you could do is throw on a shirt that doesn’t expose your still-developing chestscape. For guys that can truly pull off the effeminate, scruffy, in-touch-with-my-aura male role (e.g. Jaret Leto, Russel Brand, etc.), you are a hero among men. If you are a scarcely post-pubescent whiner, you are a plague to human development.
That, paired with his David Duchovny pout (don’t get me wrong, Mulder is the man), makes this bucket of ass sweat seem like the kind of guy who shows up at your house, smokes all your weed and then heads over to some other friend’s house to do the same when you JUST threw on a movie. Look, if you aren’t going to hang and watch the movie, just fucking don’t show up at all. This is a team effort and you just pulled a fake hammy to avoid staying for conditioning after batting practice.
Next, the theme itself. We’ve seen this shit a million times – a pretty girl falls for a “guy without a traditional mindset on how to function in society” (the relationship depicted by Ann and Andy from Parks and Rec come to mind) with no fucking future and the girl lets herself be treated like dog shit for some unknown reason despite having tremendous potential. And, despite his stated undying affection for her, the video is pointless compilation of him whiteboyreggaedancing around in front of camera, pouting like a petulant child who didn’t get the exact kind of bike he wanted when he was 7 and rolling around with his boys. If he was really making a case for this, shouldn’t it be a montage of all of the ways he treats her so well and really is the very best thing for her? “Hey Girl’s Father, I know I don’t fit your model for the perfect husband, but I really care for your daughter and here are all the ways I treat her amazingly” is probably a poor title for a song, I guess. The girl is in the video for all of 25 seconds and is just a background object that he is hoping to acquire from what appears to be his personalized version of “The Man.”
Look, if you have such a poor relationship with your bride-to-be’s parents, there are one of two things at play here. 1) They are fucking psychos who from which you will be rescuing the daughter. Sure, they look a bit uptight, but certainly not scumbags holding her back. Or, 2) you haven’t tried to establish a relationship with them.
The whole idea of a family is that there are LOTS of stakeholders and effort has to be made to maintain relationships. You can’t just “like fucking their daughter” and have that be the sole and sufficient criteria to expect acquiescence to every whim you have. You have to work at relationships. If you aren’t CERTAIN to get their blessing (or don’t care to begin with), you are doing it wrong by several orders of magnitude.
And, finally, the terrifyingly stupid lyrics:
- “Rude” – Are you sure you know what this word means? It resonates in the same way when a 4-year-old learns a word for the FIRST time and mistakenly says, “daddy, why can’t I have cookies for breakfast? That is so RUDE!” It’s adorable when a child makes the mistake; it is tragic when an adult cannot thumb through a dictionary. Just because something doesn’t go your way does not imply that they are being rude. Every single synonym I can find (impolite, discourteous, bad-mannered, insolent, uncouth, and so on) would be a poor fit for this context. This is not an acceptable use of this word. No wonder the father fucking hates you.
- “You’re human too” – yea, so is Jeffrey Dahmer. Why should you being of the mammal species “human” mean two dried up shits to this father? That, as your only criteria, puts you in the same bucket as every psychopath and murderer that ever lived. The look on his face when he utters this bullshit is priceless. The face of a guy whose nickname is probably “Gumby” but not because he is really flexible or hangs out with undersized, talking, Claymation ponies, but because he is a doormat who bends like a paperclip under the slightest of adverse conditions. The same guy who calls his boss “bro” and gets confused and upset when he won’t reschedule his shift so he can make band practice.
- “Marry her anyway” – against, just a petulant little puke who wants approval from everyone but doesn’t understand that relationships require some effort and you can’t just walk up to the front door and start moaning as if to imply you have something that resembles a vertebral column. Either state, “I am going to marry your daughter and wanted you to be the first to know” or “I will accept your position and work to earn your respect.” Don’t be a fucking mushy sack of shit coward. Either man-up and demand respect or take the time to earn it (or, not care to begin with). Writing a shitty song about how "not everybody likes you when you are clearly an affable young man as indicated by relentless use of a beanie on all occasions" reinforces all of my objections beautifully.
Someone out there has got to be on the same wavelength here. If you love this song, you can fuck right off – I had to get this off my chest somehow.
EDIT: I believe the proper decorum is to thank those involved in this gilding. I am humbled by your generosity. have a wonderful day!
Drew Millard is smokin' on that Nasri / Listenin' to Pete Tosh. He's on Twitter - @drewmillard
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Reviews for "Discover the Magic of Singing with the ET23KH Microphone"
1. Jane Smith - 1 star
I was really disappointed with the ET23KH magic microphone for singing. The sound quality was horrendous - it was muffled and made my voice sound terrible. The microphone also had a lot of static and interference, which made it really frustrating to use. The device was advertised as being easy to use, but I found it quite complicated and it took me a while to figure out how to set it up. Overall, I would not recommend this microphone for anyone who wants to sing or perform.
2. John Doe - 2 stars
The ET23KH magic microphone for singing was just average at best. The microphone itself felt cheap and flimsy. The sound quality was subpar, and there was a noticeable delay between singing and hearing the playback. The microphone also didn't have great range or volume control, which meant I had to strain my voice to be heard. Additionally, the battery life was quite poor, and I found myself needing to recharge it frequently. Overall, I wouldn't say it's the worst microphone out there, but there are definitely better options available.
3. Sarah Thompson - 2.5 stars
I had high hopes for the ET23KH magic microphone for singing, but unfortunately, it fell short of my expectations. The microphone had a decent sound quality, but it was nothing exceptional. The main issue I had was with the connectivity - it would often lose connection with my device, and I would have to re-pair it multiple times during a singing session. The microphone also didn't seem very durable, as it started to crack and show signs of wear after just a few uses. Overall, it's an average microphone, but not worth the price in my opinion.