"Little Miss Magic" is a song by Jimmy Buffett that was released in 1982 as a part of his album "One Particular Harbour." The song tells the story of a young girl who possesses magical powers and spreads joy wherever she goes. In the song, Buffett sings about how Little Miss Magic has the ability to turn ordinary moments into extraordinary experiences. Whether it's making the rain stop when it starts to pour or bringing a smile to a stranger's face, her magic touch has a profound impact on the world around her. The lyrics also describe Little Miss Magic's connection to nature and her ability to communicate with animals. She has a special bond with dolphins and seagulls, and they often accompany her on her adventures.
Movie Review: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters
I’m glad I didn’t see it in the theaters… the previews were lies.. I saw a few of the scenes in the movie and another in the “recap” part of the movie.
Second, how many other movies were released with close to the same title? I wanted to watch it on Netflix.. nope.. they had “Hansel & Gretel” but not the one I wanted, Redbox had another “Hansel & Gretel” I was getting frustrated until I finally went online and found it.
Thankfully I went into the movie expecting something like Van Helsing… and that is what I got.
I like Famke Janssen, I really do. I’ve seen her in X-Men, Love & Sex, Eulogy, and one of my favorites House on Haunted Hill.
She can play evil characters really well.. but I don’t think she had enough time to develop as her character.. which no one even said her name in the movie (I don’t think) and yet the credits she’s “Muriel”.
I think she’s having a Monday..
There are quite a few holes in this movie like Hasel’s sickness, what makes high witches special, why Muriel can change from normal looking to witchy looking, what in the world do trolls have to do with this movie, white witches, where the fancy weaponry came from if it’s supposed to be olden times, how in the world did Gretel go from a dress to pants?
But suspend disbelief when watching this movie and don’t let the kids see it, it’s R for language and gore.. because there’s some words that would not have been used during that time frame and lots of gore.. and scary jumpy scenes oh and some nudity.
I don’t think I will be watching this again.. because of the inconsistencies.. I have no problems being taken to the land of Oz or seeing what’s lurking in a haunted house, but bringing shot guns into near medieval times really pushes my disbelief.
I would have gone with either being in present day or ditching the fancy guns for doing something more like Sleepy Hollow when Tim Burton remade it. It was still gory, but did a great job of staying in the past and sticking to what would have been available to use during that time.
Notable performance: The good witch Mina played by Pihla Viitala and the evil sheriff.. played by the awesome Peter Stormare.. don’t recognize him? If you’ve seen Constantine you should, he played Satan.
10 Reasons Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Is Secretly Great
I know. It's officially "rotten" with an 18% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It's stupid, silly, and insanely violent, and so was understandably shuffled off into January, a dumping ground for movies Hollywood doesn't know how to sell. I'll be the first to admit, it's a dumb movie. But if loving Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Paramount Pictures seems to have suspected critics by and large wouldn't care for Norwegian writer-director Tommy Wirkola's English-language debut, as press screenings for the film were notoriously hard to come by. This is why fellow bloggers/critics, Rudie Obias, Angie Han and Perri Nemiroff and I braved the insanely cold temperatures Friday to see the movie on its opening night. Our theater was far from packed, and we all agreed our expectations were low after the release's repeated delays and the bad reviews our colleagues had posted. But hey, Jeremy Renner and R-rated action, how bad could it be? The answer was pretty bad, but also a bit brilliant.
When the lights came up, three of the four of us confessed we enjoyed the flick for its wild and weird sensibilities. It was fun and a satisfying night out at the movies. But the more I thought about Hansel & Gretel, the more its poor reputation bothered me. Sure it's silly and there are some issues with the second act, but there are some things that make it totally worth the price of admission. In fact, there are ten of them.
1. The movie knows what it is. From its title to its gruesome opening title sequence and the gleefully audacious violence throughout, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters knows it is to be the ballsy cousin to the PG-13 rated fairy tale adventures like Snow White and the Huntsman. It's meant to be outrageous and for adults only, and it owns that.
2. It revels in its R-rating. Not only is there a bit of bawdy nudity (which elicited excited "Ooos" from our audience) and well-placed f-bombs, but also there's plenty of violence that is giddy in its gore. This includes a sequence where a rampaging troll squishes a band of men into puddles of blood and brain matter with his bare hands and a well-placed stomp.
3. The violence is inventive. There's been plenty of bloodshed in the movies of January 2013, but none has been so entertaining as this. With steampunk-inspired weapons and grimly spun traps, Hansel and Gretel tear into witches in a way that seems out of exploitation movies and anime. It's bonkers and bloody fun.
4. Its humor is deranged. If you've seen Wirkola's Nazi-zombie movie Dead Snow, you probably expected nothing less. And you won't be disappointed here. For instance, there's a scene as seen in the trailer where Hansel positions an admirer to block him from incoming viscera as a hunter explodes, keeping this witch hunter clean.
5. Hansel suffers from diabetes. It's sort of his kryptonite, and its use as a plot point is both absurd and hilarious. Also, his insulin works like spinach does to Popeye. What's not to love?
6. Jeremy Renner gets roughed up. I count myself as a big Renner fan, and recognize he's probably less than thrilled that this movie has followed The Avengers, Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol and The Bourne Legacy. Still, few actors are as fun to watch engaging in action scenes where they take hard hits. Here Hansel gets pounded by super-powered witches and battered by trees, and Renner makes it as hilarious as it is cringe-inducing.
7. Gretel's no pushover. Played by Gemma Arterton, Gretel is a powerful warrior. She not only has a deadly aim with her crossbow, but also is treated like an equal to the male characters. In one scene, she's ambushed by a bunch of local men, and the blows come hard and fast with no punches pulled. It was thrilling to see a fairy tale heroine actually get to kick some ass. (Looking at you, Snow White and the Huntsman.)
8. Peter Stormare commits self-plagiarism. Most times repeating a performance might be a bad thing, but Stormare's manic and power-hungry villain Cavaldi was my favorite part of Terry Gilliam's The Brothers Grimm. While that fantasy feature has a lot in common with Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters--down to much of the plot—I was most thrilled to see Stormare with ridiculous facial hair and an audacious accent to match playing the thorn in the side of the film's witch hunters.
9. The witches are wonderful. Famke Janssen is clearly having a blast playing the seductive and deeply evil Muriel, who can shape shift from a beautiful woman to a cracked and wretched crone with ease. Similarly, the other witches seemed wildly deadly. They have immense strength, run like werewolves, and have looks that are the stuff of nightmares. A sequence involving a sprawling coven made me wish I could pause to take in all the cool, creative and creepy character designs.
10. Hansel and Gretel don't give a shit. While some didn't care for these sibling's blasé attitude about slaying witches, I found their smugness funny and fitting for the film. In the end, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is the honey badger of movies. You can call it crazy or nasty or stupid. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters doesn't care. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters doesn't give a shit.
She has a special bond with dolphins and seagulls, and they often accompany her on her adventures. This connection to the natural world adds to the enchanting and whimsical nature of the song. Throughout the song, Buffett emphasizes the power of imagination and the importance of embracing the wonder and joy that life has to offer.
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The Plot & Other Problems
So I have to admit I have a little gay crush on Gemma Arterton, there is just something about her that I find absurdly attractive. Plus she has a hot voice which makes her even more awesome! Saw this trailer like a year ago and it looked totally cool but I never got around to seeing the movie. Until now. But I had really high hopes for it – but now that I’ve seen it I liked it I felt it fell a bit flat. Like there was something missing.
Also I could have done with out Hansel’s love sub-plot with Mina. He had so much more chemistry with Gretel (Arterton) which was awesome. In the way that they made a great sibling pair but I could totally see lots of weird sexual tension there. There was actually the one scene were it almost looks like they’re going to kiss.
Not very brotherly and sisterly that pose…
Anyways, moving on.
I’d have liked more sibling interaction rather than the Mina story but other than that and the fact that it was a little short and had that “missing” feeling I really liked it. I’m totally going to watch it again. I mean it’s not going to win a Oscar or anything but it’s a really cool move. Blood, evil witches, Gemma in leather pants, steam punk guns and lots of totally dark but oh so funny jokes/one-liners.
Also this movie really made me want to write something with a cute brother and sister pair at a museum. Maybe a middle grade book or something. Don’t ask me how an R-rated movie with so much gore and blood you almost drown in it, put this idea into my head. I’m just weird that way!
Hansel’s best line; Don’t eat the fucking candy!
Gretel’s best line: I hate to break this to you, but this isn’t gonna be an open casket (funeral).
Don’t they just look awesome?
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Little Miss Magic serves as a reminder that with a little bit of imagination and a positive outlook, we can make a difference in the lives of those around us. "Little Miss Magic" showcases Buffett's signature blend of laid-back, tropical-inspired music with meaningful and heartfelt lyrics. It's a feel-good song that embodies the spirit of escapism and embracing the magic of everyday life. Overall, "Little Miss Magic" is a charming and uplifting song that celebrates the power of imagination, the beauty of nature, and the impact that one person can have on the world. It's a classic Jimmy Buffett song that continues to resonate with fans of all ages..
Reviews for "The Universal Message of "Little Miss Magic" by Jimmy Buffett"
1. Emma - 2 stars
I was really looking forward to reading "Little Miss Magic" by Jimmy Buffett, but I was left disappointed. The story lacked depth and the characters felt one-dimensional. The plot seemed rushed and predictable, and I didn't feel emotionally invested in any of the characters. Overall, I found the book to be underwhelming and not worth the hype.
2. Mark - 3 stars
I'm a fan of Jimmy Buffett's music and was excited to read "Little Miss Magic". However, I found the writing style to be quite average. The dialogue felt forced and unnatural at times, making it hard to connect with the characters. Additionally, the pacing of the story was inconsistent, with some parts dragging on while others felt rushed. Overall, while the concept had potential, the execution fell flat for me.
3. Sarah - 2 stars
"Little Miss Magic" by Jimmy Buffett failed to capture my interest. The storyline felt disjointed and I struggled to follow the narrative. The characters lacked depth and their motivations were unclear. The dialogue often felt contrived and the humor fell flat for me. Overall, I found the book to be unengaging and unable to hold my attention.
4. John - 1 star
"Little Miss Magic" by Jimmy Buffett was a complete letdown. The story felt cliché and the characters were forgettable. I struggled to find any redeeming qualities or unique elements in this book. The writing style was uninspiring and lacked creativity. Overall, I would not recommend wasting your time with this predictable and unoriginal read.
5. Laura - 2 stars
I had high hopes for "Little Miss Magic" by Jimmy Buffett, but unfortunately, it fell short of my expectations. The plot felt disjointed and the pacing was uneven. The characters lacked depth and I found it difficult to connect with them on any level. The writing style also felt amateurish, making it hard to fully immerse myself in the story. Overall, I was disappointed and wouldn't recommend this book to others.